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Quotations That Will Inspire Every Parent

Quotations That Will Inspire Every Parent

From time to time, we discover quotations that inspire us and would, indeed, inspire any parent. They’re quotes by anyone from scientists and world leaders to celebrities, parents, and occasionally unknown authors. Often, the quotations are quite profound. They stop us in our tracks and really make us think — about childhood, growing up, how we educate and nurture young minds, and everything that goes into parenting. Today we publish below a collection of our favourites. Enjoy!

Inspirational Quotations for Parents:

Some of the inspiring quotes for parents.

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24 Quotes to Amuse Every Parent

24 Parenting Quotes to Amuse Every Parent

As we research and write our blog articles each month, we often stumble upon amusing quotes by parents along the way. So, today we share 24 that made us smile or even laugh out loud. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did. Some resonate in ways that are perhaps not totally ‘PC’ (but that’s what makes them funny), while others are just plain hilarious because they so accurately highlight the challenges parents can face. The Ryan Reynolds quote at the start always brings a smile to our faces but the ‘toddler with a Sharpie’ quote near the end is our outright favourite in this particular collection.

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Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course. As parents, we guide by our unspoken example. It is only when we’re talking to them that our kids aren’t listening. Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. My friend asked me recently what the most difficult part of being a parent is ... “Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids,” I replied. Recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold. Sometimes for fun I wash my daughter’s glittery dresses with my husband’s work shirts just so he can have a lil extra razzle dazzle in his day. Parenthood is just one long hostage situation except there’s nobody coming to save you. Parenthood is: 60% Feeding, 30% Worrying, 20% Nappy changing, 70% Being so tired you can't even do simple maths any more. Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don't have a top for. Sometimes I question my parenting. But in all fairness, I also question my child's childing. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Silence is golden. Unless you have toddler — then it's just suspicious. If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide. Momster: What happens to mum after she counts to 3. Who knew you could ruin a child's day simply by serving milk in the wrong coloured cup? You know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you are drowning, then someone hands you a baby. Mum 1: “I'm done. I'm selling my kid on eBay.” Mum 2: “Don't be silly; you made him. Sell him on Etsy!” Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a Sharpie. Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button. If you steal my identity you better believe that it comes with 4 kids.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course. As parents, we guide by our unspoken example. It is only when we’re talking to them that our kids aren’t listening. Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. My friend asked me recently what the most difficult part of being a parent is ... “Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids,” I replied. Recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold. Sometimes for fun I wash my daughter’s glittery dresses with my husband’s work shirts just so he can have a lil extra razzle dazzle in his day. Parenthood is just one long hostage situation except there’s nobody coming to save you. Parenthood is: 60% Feeding, 30% Worrying, 20% Nappy changing, 70% Being so tired you can't even do simple maths any more. Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don't have a top for. Sometimes I question my parenting. But in all fairness, I also question my child's childing. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Silence is golden. Unless you have toddler — then it's just suspicious. If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide. Momster: What happens to mum after she counts to 3. Who knew you could ruin a child's day simply by serving milk in the wrong coloured cup? You know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you are drowning, then someone hands you a baby. Mum 1: “I'm done. I'm selling my kid on eBay.” Mum 2: “Don't be silly; you made him. Sell him on Etsy!” Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a Sharpie. Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button. If you steal my identity you better believe that it comes with 4 kids.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course. As parents, we guide by our unspoken example. It is only when we’re talking to them that our kids aren’t listening. Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. My friend asked me recently what the most difficult part of being a parent is ... “Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids,” I replied. Recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold. Sometimes for fun I wash my daughter’s glittery dresses with my husband’s work shirts just so he can have a lil extra razzle dazzle in his day. Parenthood is just one long hostage situation except there’s nobody coming to save you. Parenthood is: 60% Feeding, 30% Worrying, 20% Nappy changing, 70% Being so tired you can't even do simple maths any more. Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don't have a top for. Sometimes I question my parenting. But in all fairness, I also question my child's childing. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Silence is golden. Unless you have toddler — then it's just suspicious. If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide. Momster: What happens to mum after she counts to 3. Who knew you could ruin a child's day simply by serving milk in the wrong coloured cup? You know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you are drowning, then someone hands you a baby. Mum 1: “I'm done. I'm selling my kid on eBay.” Mum 2: “Don't be silly; you made him. Sell him on Etsy!” Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a Sharpie. Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button. If you steal my identity you better believe that it comes with 4 kids.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course. As parents, we guide by our unspoken example. It is only when we’re talking to them that our kids aren’t listening. Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. My friend asked me recently what the most difficult part of being a parent is ... “Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids,” I replied. Recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold. Sometimes for fun I wash my daughter’s glittery dresses with my husband’s work shirts just so he can have a lil extra razzle dazzle in his day. Parenthood is just one long hostage situation except there’s nobody coming to save you. Parenthood is: 60% Feeding, 30% Worrying, 20% Nappy changing, 70% Being so tired you can't even do simple maths any more. Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don't have a top for. Sometimes I question my parenting. But in all fairness, I also question my child's childing. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Silence is golden. Unless you have toddler — then it's just suspicious. If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide. Momster: What happens to mum after she counts to 3. Who knew you could ruin a child's day simply by serving milk in the wrong coloured cup? You know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you are drowning, then someone hands you a baby. Mum 1: “I'm done. I'm selling my kid on eBay.” Mum 2: “Don't be silly; you made him. Sell him on Etsy!” Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a Sharpie. Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button. If you steal my identity you better believe that it comes with 4 kids.

We hope you enjoyed this selection of parenting quotes – we’ll follow up with more at some time in the future if so.

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